So, I'm on my way back to the office after my lunch time swim, and I see one of the top boss men types coming across the road toward me, so I figure I'll say hello After all, he's already waved hello so he's clearly seen me so I can't skulk away and he's a cool guy, we often chat about The Wire and movies and shopping, so I'm always ready to have a natter......apparently, though, this time he had other things to talk to me about..........as we're walking through the lobby together and through security and up the stairs, he starts yakkin' on to me about some new PANTS he's just bought in Marks & Spencer's!!!
YES! You heard me correctly......I said "PANTS"!!!!!!
PANTS!!! Undies! Under crackers! Knicks! Grogs! Under garments!
Not ONLY did he tell me all about them and how fabulously soft and comfortable they are, he also SHOWED me them!!! (In the pack, I hasten to add- what am I? The office tramp?!?!)
Ewww eeeewwww eeeeeeeew!!!!!
Something very strange about your not immediate but far more superior boss showing you his recently purchased pants and bangin' on about how soft and comfortable and lovely they are to wear......
Tee Emm Eye duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!!!!!!
What IS going on?! First pole dancing, now pants! Good GRIEF!!!!